POETRY
Precious Port De Salut
There is one thing I knew I would miss
Romano, Parmesan and ever Swiss
not to mention the almighty Cheddar
people always claim, it is better.
But what of others like Provolone,
Wouldn’t they be as sad and alone?
Also Brie, American, and even Cream
They’d feel the same, so it would seem.
Though it may smell Limburger too,
Colby, Cottage, if we only knew.
Poor Baby Swiss all by himself,
with Jack and Gouda on the shelf.
Have you ever been to a good party,
where the main dish was Havarti?
Perhaps they chose Mozzarella
if they had some, in the cella.
So many types! So many flavors!
If you ate them all, sign this waiver.
Though it may seem like too many pleases
just remember, it’s for the Cheesus!
Romano, Parmesan and ever Swiss
not to mention the almighty Cheddar
people always claim, it is better.
But what of others like Provolone,
Wouldn’t they be as sad and alone?
Also Brie, American, and even Cream
They’d feel the same, so it would seem.
Though it may smell Limburger too,
Colby, Cottage, if we only knew.
Poor Baby Swiss all by himself,
with Jack and Gouda on the shelf.
Have you ever been to a good party,
where the main dish was Havarti?
Perhaps they chose Mozzarella
if they had some, in the cella.
So many types! So many flavors!
If you ate them all, sign this waiver.
Though it may seem like too many pleases
just remember, it’s for the Cheesus!